1 00:01:32,561 --> 00:01:34,441 Musborough Junction. 2 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,841 Change here for Tatchester and Newminster. 3 00:01:39,281 --> 00:01:40,521 Excuse me. 4 00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:42,481 Where do I get the train for Condicote? 5 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:46,441 For Condicote and Tatchester, Yockwardine and Newminster, 6 00:01:46,561 --> 00:01:49,761 go to number 5 platform by the footbridge. 7 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:51,121 Thank you, sir. 8 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:04,801 Oh. 9 00:02:10,281 --> 00:02:12,041 Ah, young man. 10 00:02:12,161 --> 00:02:13,921 I see my Barney Dog 11 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,121 has made friends with you at first sight. 12 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:19,121 That's the time that likings are made. 13 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:21,521 You're looking for your ticket. 14 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:25,601 Which, Io, is on the platform, dropped at your feet. 15 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:27,321 But it can't be. 16 00:02:27,441 --> 00:02:29,201 I was just... 17 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,881 Why, so it is. 18 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:32,281 Thank you, sir. 19 00:02:32,401 --> 00:02:34,361 You must have slipped it out as you rummaged. 20 00:02:34,481 --> 00:02:35,921 As I what? 21 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:38,481 - Well... - Can I give you a hand? 22 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:40,881 Oh, if you would be so kind. 23 00:02:41,001 --> 00:02:43,161 Hold me steady as I swing her up, 24 00:02:43,281 --> 00:02:47,601 then I can get her to my back where she rides a-triumph. 25 00:02:47,721 --> 00:02:50,681 Only I do date from pagan times, 26 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:53,001 and age makes joints to creak. 27 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:55,241 Or doesn't it? 28 00:02:55,361 --> 00:02:56,801 I think it does. 29 00:02:56,921 --> 00:02:58,921 There. There we are. 30 00:03:01,321 --> 00:03:02,241 Oh my train ,. 31 00:03:02,361 --> 00:03:05,161 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 32 00:03:05,281 --> 00:03:07,441 By the way, my name's Harker. 33 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:08,961 Kay Harker. 34 00:03:10,281 --> 00:03:11,841 Yes, I do know. 35 00:03:31,761 --> 00:03:34,641 Going home for the holidays, what? 36 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:36,561 Yes, sir. 37 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:38,521 Very seasonable weather, too. 38 00:03:38,641 --> 00:03:40,321 Snow. 39 00:03:40,441 --> 00:03:41,841 I like snow. 40 00:03:41,961 --> 00:03:45,841 Over Christmas, I wonder if you play games and, er... 41 00:03:45,961 --> 00:03:49,641 - ...do card tricks. - I don't know any card tricks. 42 00:03:49,761 --> 00:03:51,681 ?. Not know any I 43 00:03:51,801 --> 00:03:54,321 Allow me to teach you one. 44 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:56,601 Oh, I don't think I'll be very good at it. 45 00:03:56,721 --> 00:03:59,561 I see that you'll be very clever at it. 46 00:03:59,681 --> 00:04:02,481 Don't you agree, Tristan? He has the face of one 47 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:04,601 certain to be very clever at card tricks. 48 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:06,481 Mm. The very face. 49 00:04:06,601 --> 00:04:10,801 It's just the facial angle and the Borromean Index. 50 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:13,721 Let nothing tempt you into playing cards with strangers 51 00:04:13,841 --> 00:04:15,961 - on a train. - That's what my guardian says. 52 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,321 - Mm-hm. - But nevertheless, 53 00:04:17,441 --> 00:04:19,521 there's no harm in showing him one of the tricks 54 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:22,761 card sharpeners use to deceive the unwary. 55 00:04:22,881 --> 00:04:24,601 What? 56 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,441 True, true. 57 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,281 Now... 58 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:37,201 And... 59 00:04:39,241 --> 00:04:40,601 Which is the lady? 60 00:04:40,721 --> 00:04:42,121 That one. 61 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:44,921 So it isl. 62 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:48,001 Gosh, what it is to have young eyes, Gawaine, is it not? 63 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,481 There. I owe you sixpence. 64 00:04:51,801 --> 00:04:53,681 I'm not usually allowed to play for money. 65 00:04:54,881 --> 00:04:56,401 Very good principle. 66 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,681 But if I beat you this time, 67 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:01,321 you shall give me half a crown 68 00:05:01,441 --> 00:05:04,081 for the poor box for next Sunday's collection. 69 00:05:04,201 --> 00:05:05,401 But I... 70 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:08,801 Agreed. That would simply be sportsman's honour. 71 00:05:08,921 --> 00:05:10,481 Er, of course. 72 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:11,801 Now... 73 00:05:19,721 --> 00:05:21,801 - Which is the lady? - That one. 74 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:25,321 I saw her from underneath as the cards went down. 75 00:05:26,841 --> 00:05:28,201 Oh. 76 00:05:33,481 --> 00:05:35,001 Half a crown. 77 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,481 Woof. 78 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,241 Charming little fella. 79 00:05:51,361 --> 00:05:54,321 Do you keep dogs at Seekings, Mr Harker? 80 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,481 How do you know my name and where I live? 81 00:05:57,601 --> 00:05:59,881 Aha. 82 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:01,201 Magic. 83 00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:07,961 Kay. 84 00:06:09,121 --> 00:06:10,121 Kay. 85 00:06:11,681 --> 00:06:14,121 Jim, give Master Kay a hand, will you? 86 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,441 Why, Master Kay, how you have growed. 87 00:06:16,561 --> 00:06:19,241 - Learning seems to suit thee. - Thank you, Jim. 88 00:06:22,201 --> 00:06:25,081 I think you've grown a full half-inch this term. 89 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:31,001 Caroline Louisa. 90 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:32,761 Pickpockets. 91 00:06:32,881 --> 00:06:35,321 There must have been pickpockets in the crowd. 92 00:06:35,441 --> 00:06:37,881 My purse and my watch - gone. 93 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:41,121 Oh What a good start . to the holidays. 94 00:06:41,241 --> 00:06:43,241 There's the ticket I couldn't find. 95 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,281 Oh, don't be silly, Kay. 96 00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:46,081 I saw you hand it in to the man at the gate. 97 00:06:47,121 --> 00:06:48,081 The old man. 98 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:50,041 Can we give him a lift? 99 00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:56,241 Excuse me, sir. 100 00:06:56,361 --> 00:06:58,121 Is that a Punch and Judy show? 101 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:01,801 I am, so to speak, a showman, 102 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,081 but the secrets of my show, 103 00:07:04,201 --> 00:07:07,401 they aren't to be had by everyone, are they? 104 00:07:07,521 --> 00:07:10,081 I was to ask you whether you'd like a lift into town. 105 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:12,361 It being so cold. 106 00:07:12,481 --> 00:07:14,681 No, I thank you, Master Harker. 107 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,041 You must get home to Seekings. 108 00:07:18,161 --> 00:07:20,801 Time and tide and buttered eggs wait for no man. 109 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,801 But one thing you can do for me. 110 00:07:27,361 --> 00:07:29,881 The wolves are running. 111 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:33,321 Perhaps you would do something to stop their bite. 112 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:35,281 Wolves? 113 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:47,801 If you will, there is something no other soul can do for me 114 00:07:47,921 --> 00:07:49,041 but you alone. 115 00:07:50,641 --> 00:07:53,841 Look for the old lady, Master Kay. 116 00:07:53,961 --> 00:07:55,801 The old lady with the ring. 117 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:01,561 Caroline Louisa, 118 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,361 - are we having muffins? - No. Teacakes. 119 00:08:04,481 --> 00:08:05,961 I'd love some muffins. 120 00:08:06,081 --> 00:08:08,401 Couldn't we stop at Bob the baker's and get some? 121 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:09,641 And you'll have to lend me some tin. 122 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:10,881 I haven't a tosser to my kick. 123 00:08:11,001 --> 00:08:14,761 Kay You know you're . not allowed to use slang. 124 00:08:14,881 --> 00:08:16,801 "Tosser to my kick"I. 125 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:20,001 About these pickpockets. 126 00:08:20,121 --> 00:08:21,881 Who else was on the train? 127 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,601 Two weird chaps. 128 00:08:23,721 --> 00:08:25,001 But it can't have been them. 129 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:27,761 They were sort of clergymen, but it was peculiar. 130 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:30,281 They knew my name and that I lived at Seekings. 131 00:08:30,401 --> 00:08:32,761 Well, they could have read that on your luggage labels. 132 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,721 I say, I don't suppose you were robbed by that old man. 133 00:08:36,841 --> 00:08:38,921 Never. He wouldn't do that. 134 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:40,281 I know he wouldn't. 135 00:08:41,401 --> 00:08:43,641 Jim, can you stop at the baker's, please? 136 00:08:43,761 --> 00:08:46,921 Well, are you going to cough up? 137 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:24,201 Please. 138 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:26,481 The wolves are running. 139 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,161 He says if I tell you, you will know, 140 00:09:30,281 --> 00:09:33,401 and the others will know. No-one will get bit. 141 00:09:43,361 --> 00:09:44,961 What else are we having to eat? 142 00:09:45,081 --> 00:09:46,601 Something especially for you. 143 00:09:46,721 --> 00:09:49,881 - Buttered eggs. - How did you guess? 144 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:54,281 Time and tide and buttered eggs wait for no man. 145 00:09:54,401 --> 00:09:55,841 Oh, Kay, I must tell you. 146 00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:58,081 All the Jones children are with us for the holidays. 147 00:09:58,201 --> 00:09:59,441 .? Golly How did that happen 148 00:09:59,561 --> 00:10:01,241 Well, their parents had to go abroad. 149 00:10:01,361 --> 00:10:03,001 I couldn't bear to think of the children 150 00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:05,321 having nowhere to go for Christmas. You don't mind? 151 00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:07,121 No, I like the Joneses. 152 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:09,161 It's rather a gollop of them, though. 153 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:13,681 Look I wonder who owns . those Alsatians. 154 00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:16,641 Hmm - a good many people have them now, for protection. 155 00:10:16,761 --> 00:10:18,801 I never liked them. 156 00:10:18,921 --> 00:10:20,601 They're too like wolves. 157 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:25,401 - Stick 'em up. - Maria Really.. 158 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,921 Maria, don't point guns at people. 159 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,361 Hello, Kay. 160 00:10:29,481 --> 00:10:30,841 - Hello. - Oh, pooey. 161 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:32,161 It's only a toy. 162 00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:34,281 Kay, I've got a real gun at home, 163 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,121 and I pop balloons and tin cans with it. 164 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:39,081 It's an airgun, and it's not really yours. 165 00:10:39,201 --> 00:10:42,601 Kay, you remember my sensible sisters, Susan and Jemima? 166 00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:44,321 - Yes, of course. Hello. - Hello. 167 00:10:44,441 --> 00:10:47,041 Kay, just what are we going to do this Christmas? 168 00:10:47,161 --> 00:10:49,601 If we're snowed in, it could get awfully boring. 169 00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:51,601 What Jemima means is what Christmas treats 170 00:10:51,721 --> 00:10:54,921 you might have, and it's not very polite of her to ask. 171 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:56,241 Golly, I am stupid. 172 00:10:56,361 --> 00:10:58,321 I should have asked that old Punch and Judy man 173 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:00,081 whether he would come and give us a show. 174 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,121 Eugh. My idea of a Christmas treat 175 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,961 is if a gang of robbers burgled the neighbourhood 176 00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:09,121 and we battled it out with revolvers Bang bang bang .,,. 177 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,241 I hope we may be spared that. 178 00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:13,601 Christmas ought to be brought up to date, 179 00:11:13,721 --> 00:11:16,881 with gangsters and automatic pistols and aeroplanes. 180 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:18,441 Neeooow. 181 00:11:18,561 --> 00:11:20,121 Caroline Louisa, 182 00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:22,521 can we go into town and see if we can find him? 183 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,881 Well, you may go, but it is getting rather cold, 184 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,841 and I think your guests should stay and get ready for supper. 185 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,361 Master Harker? 186 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,201 Kay Harker. 187 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:56,801 They tell me the wolves are running. 188 00:11:56,921 --> 00:11:58,401 If you see Someone... 189 00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:01,521 ...say Someone is safe. 190 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:04,041 And look out for fun, Master Harker. 191 00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:30,721 Hey. 192 00:12:30,841 --> 00:12:33,361 Have you seen...? 193 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,201 The Drop of Dew. 194 00:13:02,721 --> 00:13:05,081 If I saw Someone, I was to tell Someone 195 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,641 that Someone is safe. 196 00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:08,241 Ah. 197 00:13:08,361 --> 00:13:10,161 When the wolves are running, 198 00:13:10,281 --> 00:13:13,041 that's more than anyone knows. 199 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:20,521 Would you tell me what you mean by wolves? 200 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,081 Now, then, you want me to go up to Seekings 201 00:13:27,201 --> 00:13:28,841 with my Punch and Judy. 202 00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:32,401 - How did you know? - I will come. 203 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,161 And I may bring more than my show. 204 00:13:37,761 --> 00:13:40,721 In my box are such delights as you... 205 00:13:42,401 --> 00:13:45,081 But you're a good, kind boy, 206 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,921 and you may see something of the box. 207 00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:58,521 Is it...? Are you... 208 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,161 ...magic? 209 00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:04,321 Now, then, you're fond of birds, aren't you? 210 00:14:04,441 --> 00:14:07,161 What bird would you most like to see? 211 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,681 Um... 212 00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:13,681 There is a bird I've always wanted to see. 213 00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:17,921 But I don't think it really exists. 214 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,721 A phoenix- . 215 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,041 I've really seen a phoenix. 216 00:14:53,161 --> 00:14:55,481 Which you thought didn't exist. 217 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,281 Let's see if we can wake him up, shall we? 218 00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,721 Ready? 219 00:15:11,841 --> 00:15:15,001 One, two, three. 220 00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:17,441 Wake up Mr Punch ,. 221 00:15:20,801 --> 00:15:24,081 I understand you've been extremely wicked and bad. 222 00:15:24,201 --> 00:15:26,161 Oh no No ,.. 223 00:15:26,281 --> 00:15:30,601 I should take you down to you-know-where to be punished. 224 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,881 Oh oh oh ,,. 225 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:33,961 But as it's Christmas, 226 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:37,241 I've decided to give you one more chance. 227 00:15:38,281 --> 00:15:40,121 Promise you'll be good. 228 00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:41,921 Oh, yes. Yes. 229 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,481 I know you will be. 230 00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:46,961 Oh, oh, I will. Oh, I will. 231 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:50,321 May Punch be good and Judy fair 232 00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:54,161 and evil vanish into air. 233 00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,481 May we have the lights, Ellen, please? 234 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,721 There's someone out there. 235 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,881 Well, we'll soon see. 236 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:30,441 Oh, look. 237 00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:33,281 238 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,881 Oh. A silly old choir. 239 00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:41,561 In fields... 240 00:16:41,681 --> 00:16:43,801 It's the cathedral choir from Tatchester. 241 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,361 The bishop himself is with them. 242 00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:53,081 that was so deep 243 00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:56,521 244 00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:00,841 245 00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:08,161 246 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:10,841 More punch, Your Grace? 247 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,761 Oh, no, no, no, don't tempt me. 248 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:17,841 Ah. The very man I want to speak to. Er, Mr...? 249 00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:19,641 Er, Hawlings, Your Grace. 250 00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,041 Cole Hawlings. 251 00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:22,721 I'm giving a Christmas party 252 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,521 tomorrow evening at five o'clock, 253 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:26,121 - and you're all invited. - Oh. 254 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:29,161 Especially you, Mr Cole Hawlings, 255 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,721 with your Punch and Judy show. 256 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,921 Ah, right. Gladly will I come, Your Grace. 257 00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:36,441 I've played a Christmas play upon that night 258 00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:37,801 ever since pagan times. 259 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,161 - In a manner of speaking. - Oh. 260 00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:46,321 Take care on your way home now. 261 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,881 - Goodnight. - Merry Christmas. 262 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,641 And to you. Goodnight. 263 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,721 - Goodnight. - Oh, one thing more. 264 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:55,481 On Christmas Eve, the midnight service in Tatchester Cathedral 265 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:57,961 will be the 1,000th Christmas ceremony 266 00:17:58,081 --> 00:18:00,161 to be held there. Just think of that. 267 00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:04,001 A special service every single Christmas for 1,000 years. 268 00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:06,081 - lndeed . - You must all come 269 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,281 - and make it truly memorable. - Yes. 270 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:10,481 We shall be there, Your Grace. 271 00:18:10,601 --> 00:18:14,721 Whatever happens in between, we shall be there. 272 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,281 - Goodnight. - Merry Christmas. 273 00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,201 - Ah Your Grace ,. - Oh, hello. 274 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:25,721 We were just too late for your concert, what? 275 00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:32,441 Kay? 276 00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:34,281 Come in out of the cold. Come in. 277 00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:44,801 Seekings. 278 00:18:44,921 --> 00:18:47,361 Now that soppy singing's over, 279 00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:49,241 we're gonna dress up and play pirates. 280 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:50,841 You go on up. I'll be there in a minute. 281 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:52,481 Thank you. 282 00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:02,361 Yes. 283 00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,481 They're outside. 284 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,641 - What do they want? - My old magic. 285 00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:11,641 Their new magic is sometimes too powerful for mine. 286 00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:14,201 But I have something they want. 287 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,081 The Box of Delights. 288 00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,921 What picture is that? 289 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,961 It was painted by my grandfather. 290 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,881 It's a mountain in Switzerland. 291 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,401 Hold his head. 292 00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:05,881 Alley-oop, and off we go. 293 00:20:07,401 --> 00:20:09,401 Watch out for wolves, Master Kay. 294 00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:11,961 Come on. 295 00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:13,561 Come on Barney Dog ,. 296 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:28,761 Kay? 297 00:20:30,121 --> 00:20:31,921 That was London on the telephone. 298 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,241 My brother's ill again, 299 00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:36,321 and they think I should pop up to see him, just for a day. 300 00:20:36,441 --> 00:20:38,681 I hate leaving all of you on your own, 301 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:40,601 but it's Christmas. 302 00:20:40,721 --> 00:20:42,441 Season of goodwill and all that. 303 00:20:42,561 --> 00:20:44,081 Nothing can go wrong, can it? 304 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,361 I shall have to catch the evening train. 305 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:48,241 Will you come and see me off? 306 00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:50,761 Kay, what are you gaping at? 307 00:21:02,401 --> 00:21:04,641 Jim, I've got to do a bit of last-minute 308 00:21:04,761 --> 00:21:06,681 Christmas shopping for those blessed Joneses. 309 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:09,921 Can you drop me near the shops? I'll find my own way home. 310 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:03,361 Well? 311 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,401 Here we are, then. What? 312 00:22:08,481 --> 00:22:10,841 We are not all here yet. 313 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,081 Where's Rat? 314 00:22:18,201 --> 00:22:20,761 - Rat, my dear. - You got any 315 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,641 green cheese for me? 316 00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:25,681 As green as only you can eat. 317 00:22:31,441 --> 00:22:34,281 And what are we to do next, what? 318 00:22:34,401 --> 00:22:37,361 You, Foxy Faced Charles, 319 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,881 and you, my Chubby Joe... 320 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:44,881 ...let that old devil of a Punch and Judy man 321 00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:47,201 slip through my fingers. 322 00:22:47,321 --> 00:22:49,641 Ah, but we overheard some valuable information. 323 00:22:49,761 --> 00:22:51,441 The bishop gives a Christmas party 324 00:22:51,561 --> 00:22:52,801 at his palace in Tatchester. 325 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,521 Tomorrow at five, guv. 326 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,841 And the old boy will be there. 327 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,601 Christmas party. 328 00:23:01,241 --> 00:23:02,481 Tatchester. 329 00:23:03,801 --> 00:23:06,321 Off you get to Tatchester right now. 330 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,241 Smell out the ground. 331 00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:12,921 Right. 332 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,361 Them's the two you want to watch, boss. 333 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:22,401 Like to be chief, both of them would. Even him. 334 00:23:22,521 --> 00:23:24,281 .? Oh What 335 00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:25,761 Hmm. 336 00:23:27,321 --> 00:23:31,561 Well, have you found anything for me, Rat? 337 00:23:33,761 --> 00:23:37,281 At the Drop Of Dew, before the boy came along... 338 00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:41,041 ...the old man had a pow-wow with her. 339 00:23:42,561 --> 00:23:44,641 The old woman with the flashing eyes. 340 00:23:46,161 --> 00:23:47,361 Expect action 341 00:23:47,481 --> 00:23:49,081 - at dawn tomorrow. - Dawn? 342 00:23:49,201 --> 00:23:50,841 Action? 343 00:23:52,081 --> 00:23:53,201 Where? 344 00:23:53,321 --> 00:23:57,841 Bacon rind I was hoping for, not just cheese. 345 00:23:57,961 --> 00:24:00,881 Bacon rind you shall have tomorrow. 346 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:02,441 Oh, yes, tomorrow. 347 00:24:02,561 --> 00:24:05,001 That brings the plump to a man, bacon rind tomorrow. 348 00:24:05,121 --> 00:24:08,161 That, and marrowbone the day after makes your fur shine. 349 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:10,481 Rat, dear. 350 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,481 I said where I?. 351 00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:22,521 The old man will be near King Arthur's Camp 352 00:24:22,641 --> 00:24:25,561 on Bottler's Down up on the hill. 353 00:24:28,321 --> 00:24:32,761 Brave Rat, beautiful Rat. 354 00:24:32,881 --> 00:24:36,681 Report to me then, after the action at dawn. 355 00:24:36,801 --> 00:24:39,761 11am, my private rooms. 356 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,681 Prince Rupert's Arms. 357 00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:47,601 I will get that box from him, Rat, 358 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:50,361 for it will give me power. 359 00:24:52,521 --> 00:24:54,521 Power over all. 360 00:24:57,201 --> 00:25:02,561 As for the 1,000th Christmas ceremony, well... 361 00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:06,041 ...we'll see about that. 362 00:25:06,161 --> 00:25:07,921 But if anyone else 363 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,801 - gets in my way... - Meaning the boy. 364 00:25:09,921 --> 00:25:15,961 Meaning the boy, young Master Harker. 365 00:25:22,281 --> 00:25:24,761 If he should get in our way... 366 00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:54,081 Kay? 367 00:25:54,201 --> 00:25:55,521 What's the matter? 368 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,081 King Arthur's Camp. 369 00:25:57,201 --> 00:26:00,641 I'm needed there, I know I am. Will you come? 370 00:26:00,761 --> 00:26:04,041 Come? It must be nearly midnight. 371 00:26:04,161 --> 00:26:07,201 Anyway, that hasn't been a camp for centuries. 372 00:26:07,321 --> 00:26:09,961 It's just a big lump of earth in the middle of nowhere. 373 00:26:10,081 --> 00:26:11,761 Oh, go back to sleep. 374 00:26:58,161 --> 00:26:59,681 Hello, pony. 375 00:27:56,201 --> 00:27:59,041 Pony pony ,. How do we get in?